What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?
10.06.2025 23:52
Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority
Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …
Marijuana makes Jesus cry!
What was the worst spanking you ever got? Why did you get it, and how was it given to you?
I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.
Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.
Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.
Why do I feel like I want to suck a big dick after injecting meth?
Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.
Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.
I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.
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Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.
Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.
And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.
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“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”
TEXT:
¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!
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Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.
Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!
Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!
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Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!
At least until the peyote kicks in ...
Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!
Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.
After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.
And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...
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Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)
Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?
Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.
What is it like to have an insanely beautiful girlfriend?
Shameless vixen! Trollop!
But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!
In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …
Do you have any problem dating a younger man?
Make Nazis afraid again!
In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …
Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!
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Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.